Mari Jade

The mental meanderings of one blazin' Asian. These images are not mine unless otherwise stated.

i love to smoke and eat fruit.

It is divine. Becoming so aware of each bite and how fruit is a beautiful example of naturally occurring perfection.

What’s your idea of perfection?

I love Joe Rogan.

Well, more specifically, his philosophy regarding working out. He used to say something to the effect of “I like to smoke and work out”. The first time I heard that, I never even considered the two. 

So, in an effort to start working out [again] I love to smoke and do yoga. Ugh, it’s so satisfying feeling every limb and sinew stretch. Plus it doesn’t hurt, or if it does, it definitely eases the pain of my stiff muscles. 

Krimms just likes to watch while he works at his desk. My favourite spot in our loft is in front of the windows letting the morning sun pour on me. 

What do you do to maintain your fitness, do you like smoke and workout?

I love smoking half naked in my underwear. It feels so very decadent. 

I love smoking half naked in my underwear. It feels so very decadent. 

(Source: exxtraerotica)

Oh yes please. I love my vape, but a bong is so sexy. 

Oh yes please. I love my vape, but a bong is so sexy. 

(via brazipoisonclan)

Smoking and Thinking Creatively

Sometimes, when Krimms and I get stuck on an idea and want to brainstorm, we like to burn one. I think we’ve gotten some our best ideas for our work while high.

However, there are some smoke sessions where the ideas that come out are just flat out retarded. For example: WWJDMF.com??????  What Would Jesus Do Mother Fucker??? .com?!?!

My first reaction… I laughed, but then, how is that even relevant to our work?!

Sometimes I wonder if Krimms should have smoked that bowl. And by the way, just so you know, www.JesusSoup.com is also available. 

XOXO,

Miss Mari Jade

stoners-crew:

This one is for Bárbara hahaha

Perfect for this blazin’ Asian. 

stoners-crew:

This one is for Bárbara hahaha

Perfect for this blazin’ Asian. 

"Two words: Hit, some weed." - Katt Williams

That dude is awesome. 

"All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high." - Dave Chapelle

Maaan I wish sometimes. Mostly when I hit the bubbler too hard!

Maaan I wish sometimes. Mostly when I hit the bubbler too hard!

(Source: stonerthings)

Annnnd away we go!

Gotta wait for Krimms’ pants to dry and off we go on our adventure. Well, maybe in another hour ;) I’m ready to fly high, I wonder if it’ll take a lot of convincing to get Krimms to blaze before we go in. 

On another note, I know I smoke everyday, but I definitely know when my bud is/isn’t as good as the current stuff. Old dood = 0, New dood = 1 

This new shit had me flying within 3 hits. Old stuff I barely felt anything. Not worth what I paid. I don’t know what the name of it is, but it is crunchy with crystals and red hairs like Rapunzel. Delish. 

What’s on your plate for the day?